Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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