I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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