Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
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Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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