I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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