blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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