Dual....:-)
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
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he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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