oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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