I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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