my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I touched a dick in church today
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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