so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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