just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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