Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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