I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
it glows. i had to have it.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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