It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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