yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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