How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
She bit a glass in half.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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