I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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