Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
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