do herpes really smell.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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