The maid of honor just puked.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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