Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
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He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
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Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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