is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Randomize