After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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