Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
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This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
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My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Send help, water and tortillas.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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