i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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