did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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