garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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