you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
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Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
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I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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