if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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