That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
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Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
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Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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