Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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