I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
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