dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
