I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
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Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
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Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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