What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
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... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
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Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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