i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
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mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
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He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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