Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
it was like having sex with a tree stump
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I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
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Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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