Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I think i peed on brittanys purse
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
you told grandpa to call you daddy
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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