so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
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What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
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He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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