So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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