are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
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