I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Everclear isn't food dammit
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Randomize
