Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Success! We fucked roommates!
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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