no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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