If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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