Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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