Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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