so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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