even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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