Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
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