I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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