Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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