He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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