Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
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most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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