But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
