It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
The feeling are messing with the penis
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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